Big Letdown

This is not going to be one of those posts where I show you an adorable picture of my adorable daughter. For that, please see the slide show of her birthday party below. No, this is much worse. It won't stop snowing here and since I've been trapped in my house because of all the freakin ice and snow, I was playing around on the internet and I learned something truly awful. Here it is, you should probably sit down for this one. Luke Perry's real name is Coy Luther Perry III. COY LUTHER PERRY THE THIRD!! My teenage crush is actually named Coy. COY! That just does not have the same ring to it as Luke.
I recently saw Luke (I refuse to think of him as Coy) on an episode of Criminal Minds. He played this creepy leader of a cult who was married to a 15 year old. Now, just in case you've been living in a cave since the 1990's and don't know who Luke Perry is, he was the Brad Pitt of the 90's. It would be like having Brad Pitt or maybe Johnny Depp play a cult leader-there is just no way! They should have cast someone like Jim Belushi or Hugh Jackman to be a creepy cult leader, but not my Luke. What a disappointment.
PS-Natalie Portman's real name is Natalie Hershlag. What is this world coming to?