20, 30K anyone?

We really don't like our neighbors. If you come to our house, you'll see a nicely maintained lawn and only one car, if ever, in the drive-way. If you look to the left, you'll see a horrible, fallng-apart house with hot pink trim. Then you'll see the FIVE, yes FIVE cars in the drive-way and street, the weeds only lawn, and the trash everywhere. We really want to move. But we can't afford it. So, if anyone would like to give us say, $25,000.00, we would really be appreciative. We would definetely take you out for drinks. Did I mention how their urchin children run through our grass all the time, hollering at the top of their lungs? Or did I mention how they stand outside smoking? Or how, from May to September, they park their boat in front of their house? Errrr...please someone help us. Did I mention we'd take you out for drinks? We'd probably throw in dinner, too, for your generosity. We keep waiting to win the Powerball, but it hasn't happened yet.
You never know until you ask, right?